A Gamer's Valentine.

I read this off Reddit and it is really sweet. So I would like to share it with all of you gamers out there on this day. Who says geeks can't be romantic.

I meant to bring you jewelry,

a lovely emerald ring,

but Knuckles robbed me blind last night

and stole the precious thing.

I wanted next to take you riding

all across Hyrule,

but Link and Zelda need to put

an end to Ganon's rule.

I asked my old friend Mario

what flowers I should give,

but after burning both my hands

I thought you'd rather live.

Since each romantic plan I made

completely went askew,

I'm trying hard to figure out

what else there is to do.

I have some quarters in my pocket. 

Would you please be my Player 2?